February 2012
Money does not buy happiness, but it pays my...
why do people have accents when they speak but not...
That awkward moment when you get a mini heart...
Being the average mature 16 year old male that i...
I just spent my Saturday evening watching Disney’s princess and the frog.
"suns" upside down is still "suns"
Anonymous asked: so if it's night there, i wanna see what you look like before bed, post a photo!
is it just me or is tumblr really dead right now?...
like this if you’re online!
When you break something and your parents ask "WHO...
Expectation:
Reality:
When your favorite part of the song comes on →
When you think you've finally taken a decent...
The only thing worse than having a spider in your...
LOSING THE SPIDER IN YOUR ROOM.
When you shot out an answer with confidence in...
That feeling when your friends know a secret... →
That awkward moment when you daze out and didn't... →
When you laugh during camera shots →
Expectations:
Reality:
When you want to say something and then you...
“AND - oh, nevermind”
Bitch please, anyone can turn you on, you're...
That moment when you’re nice to someone, and they...
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
You in every Math Class. →
That sad moment when you realize someone has...
And you sit there staring at your follower count like
My reaction to 99% of the things I do.
New theme!
opinions please? :)